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Lt. Pebble wrote:

Beating the crap out of me makes me a monkey? I'll need to ask my biology teacher if this is a mutation or a chemical reaction. Probably both.

Actually, I think it is that, and the fact that you lost most of your brains as I was bashing your head against the floor...

.....but there's a nun-chuck....

Perhaps cory is a ninja and only needs the nunchuck half the time.

Perhaps.....

we must simply wait for Cory's statement on the matter.

Now i play the waiting game.

I broke the nun-chuck across your face, durr.

Oh, that explains everything. And i was thinking, would anyone be offended if for a few weeks or days i changed the words in front of the flag to say merry christmas?

nope.

Ok, now i just need to remember how to do that...
EDIT: Bingo, christmas now stares down upon us!

<cough>heresy!<cough>



...damnit Cory, where's that cough drop?!

It's the glowing green pill next to that lamp dammit.

And that's Right Merry Christmas! Not Happy Holidays!

Is it Ricola brand?

Lt. Pebble wrote:

Is it Ricola brand?

Halls of course.

Lt. Pebble wrote:

Get over it.

Fine, but if I end up like this or this I'll be sure to write a very stern letter of complaint!

Lt. Pebble wrote:

Fine, but if I end up like this or this I'll be sure to write a very stern letter of complaint!

Uh huh sure. I ain't scared.

Fear the complaint letter!

One of us needs to work in human resources to create cruel and unusual punishments...

Enclave Colonel Allen wrote:

One of us needs to work in human resources to create cruel and unusual punishments...

Cory works there. And in interrogation. And in specops. And in twenty other things that are too classified for any of us to know about. But they all deal in inflicting pain upon others.

Don't piss him off.

Unless one of your CO's tell you to. If you dont do what they say, they bring you to cory for punishment detail.

Lt. Pebble wrote:

Enclave Colonel Allen wrote:

One of us needs to work in human resources to create cruel and unusual punishments...

Cory works there. And in interrogation. And in specops. And in twenty other things that are too classified for any of us to know about. But they all deal in inflicting pain upon others.

Don't piss him off.

Is he the jack of all trades or does he do a horrible job at all of them

-kidding of course-

He's the jack of all trades when it comes to killing people. Simply put, if it inflicts pain on others and he does it personally he's great at it.

And yes, I am advertising him. It's a job requirement, I think.

Lt. Pebble wrote:

Lt. Pebble wrote:

He's the jack of all trades when it comes to killing people. Simply put, if it inflicts pain on others and he does it personally he's great at it.

And yes, I am advertising him. It's a job requirement, I think

You are the Forum Mascot. And please Refrain from Double posting.

I thought I hit the edit button!

Fixed!